Tuesday, March 9, 2010

ENTERTAIN-RANT #1: EVERYONE WORKING IN HUSTLER MAGAZINE ARE A BUNCH OF ASSHOLES

Today, I was over at my grandmother's house, and while I was there, I was watching some TV. After watching some "TMZ", I then switched over to "The Joy Behar Show" on HL News. And when I got to the channel, I saw something that shocked and angered me. Hustler Magazine requested for the pics of a 24-year old woman named Meredith Emerson, who was murdered on January 2008.

On February 25 this year, a reporter for Hustler Magazine, Fred Rosen, asked for pics that were taken, showing Emerson's nude, decapitated body. When I saw this, I was thinking two things: "What the frig are they thinking?" and "Is Larry Flynt trying to use a murder victim to get publicity?" I was thankful when a spokesman for the Georgia Bureau of Investigations, John Bankhead, turned down that asshole Rosen's request for the pics.

This goes to show that Larry Flynt is a man with absolutely no tastes at all, not even for someone who was murdered (her murdered, Gary Michael Hilton, was convicted, by the way). I mean, thanks to this, people will probably never buy Hustler Magazine again. Come to think of it, the magazine's tagline should be changed to say "We Don't Care About Tastes". Or better yet, "We're All a Bunch of Assholes".

When Hustler started back in 1974, it had a rough start, but eventuall managed to be successful, with a peak of around 3 million. The reason? Hustler was the first to show pubic hair, male genitalia, and other hardcore stuff. However, they also raised the standards that neither Playboy, nor Penthouse had the balls to do back in the day, such as showing middle-aged women, overweight women, hermaphrodites, amputees and pre-operated transsexuals.

Also, Hustler was known for showing more disturbing images, such as lung cancer, venereal diseases, and war victims. But the TRUE main reason Hustler was different from Playboy and Penthouse was that they showed hardcore sex. I was hoping that maybe some of the people were just normal people working for a magazine. However, in light of this revelation over them trying to get permission to use photos of a murder victim, I have to say that everyone working for Hustler Magazine, even that asshole Larry Flynt, are a bunch of no-good distasteful people.

Hey, you guys at Hustler, stay the hell out of our business, okay? We don't want to see gruesome pics of someone who died, alright? Stick to pornstars make love like wild animals, not stooping to low-brow necrophilia, alright? Because if you DID put those pics on the mag, you'll fall down faster than Milli Vanilli (or whoever they're called; I don't give a damn).

And that's all I have to say about that, as Tom Hanks said in "Forest Gump".

Welcome all...

"Tenguris" here with yet another blog. This time, the focus will be the world of entertainment, be it movies, TV, magazines, and such. Over the course of this blog, I will cover some bits of news from the world of entertainment. Also, I'll review classic and modern movies, be it good or bad. Also, I'll doing some stuff, like a "Who's Hot/Not" and "Top 10" (or 20, depending on my mood).

And finally, I'll also post "rants" about things that have entered my mind and that I must say. As a matter of fact, I'll post my first rant based off something disgusting and distasteful that I saw on "Joy Behar" today on HL News, so stay tuned!